am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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