I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i will never coherently bang her
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
pray to the hookup gods
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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