physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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