god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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