so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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