I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
