Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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