I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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