Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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