I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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