D3 body, D1 cock
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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