I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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