so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
