dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
