nutella sex= disaster
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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