I cannot find my penis.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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