I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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