are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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