talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I am available for nakedness
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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