you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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