we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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