I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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