so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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