Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I know her cup size but not her name....
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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