I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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