Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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