My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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