so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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