Quick, to the slutcave!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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