just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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