What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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