There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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