Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I will be naked everywhere
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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