she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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