My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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