Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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