i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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