One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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