the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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