We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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