On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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