And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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