I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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