what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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