i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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