Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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