THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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