the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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