after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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