ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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